Love letter: from a refrigerator to a screwdriver

[Cullen]

They told me, with you -- I’d be screwed.
They told me, that you’d never find the bit to my whole
That my cold head and chilly heart wouldn’t mesh
They told me.
Well, they were wrong.
I’ve found when you’re around the defrost is always on,
With you maybe the eggs have gone bad and the milk has gone sour,
But that doesn’t matter anymore.
They said, you’ve been screwing other girls, showing them the wood
But that doesn’t matter to me. I’ll keep you fresh.
They said you’re willing to change to fit the girl
And that you work on a different speed than I do.
Well, I’m willing to try.
So please, take this chance. I’ll leave the light on for you.

[Sharon]

That's interesting. Should this be in the humor section? . What is the Screwdriver's response?

[Cullen]

Sharon, are you saying this love isn't sincere? That is ridiculous. Just because the concept is foreign doesn't mean the feelings aren't real.

[Sharon]

I apologize, I didn't mean to offend...on the screwdriver's defense they are one of the few tools that can help if the refrigerator breaks down!

[Absinthe]

This was definitely a fun read

[Isabela]

I agree, Such an odd pair