Post by bapiau on Apr 21, 2006 17:36:41 GMT -6
“Hello?”
“Hey Alex.”
“Ah. Who is this?”
“Kirsty.”
“Sorry Kirst. Didn’t recognise your voice for a second there.”
“Well I did say I’d ring. So, how’re things?”
“Can’t complain. Lauren’s been acting up a bit lately.”
“Aw poor thing. Probably just teething, my Jake was just like that when he was her age.”
“Oh stop whinging.”
“W-what?”
“Oh sorry, not you; Lauren.”
“Oh right. You’ll never guess who I saw today. Jessie from school.”
“…and that’s a cow. Well done sweetheart.”
“Eh? I assume you’re talking to Lauren, though it fits with this topic too.”
“Sorry.”
“Anyway, she was with Billie Chesterfield. Remember him?”
“As in my ex, Billie Chesterfield?”
“That’s the one. Anyway, he asked me about you.”
“Really?”
“Yep. Didn’t go down too well with Jessie.”
“I bet it didn’t.”
“Yeah, so she says to him…Stop humping my leg!”
“What?”
“Sorry the dog got a bit frisky. Well she says to him to shut up about ‘that trollop’ and that he’s her fella and has to do what she says.”
“Cow.”
“Exactly. So I started to feel really sorry for him.”
“Yeah, he never could stand up for himself bless him.”
“Nah, which is why I was so shocked.”
“Shocked?”
“He only gave her the boot right in the middle of town.”
“He never!”
“He did. He said to her that she was a jealous control freak and he wished he never had anything to do with her.”
“Really? So what did she say?”
“Nothing. She stormed off.”
“Haha! Wish I could have seen it.”
“I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it myself.”
“So then what?”
“So then, he asks me about you again.”
“Oh God what did you say?”
“I told him you’re a single mum cause Danny left you for some tart from Ibiza.”
“Oh Kirst why tell him that? As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough…”
“Hear me out will you? He asked for your phone number.”
“He never!”
“He did.”
“Did you give it to him?”
“No I gave him the number of the local Chinese take-away instead.”
“Oh.”
“Sarcasm is completely lost on you isn’t it? Of course I gave him your number.”
“Eurgh don’t put your foot in your mouth you don’t know where it’s been.”
“I thought I did you a favour?”
“Talking to Lauren, sorry.”
“Oh. Right. Anyway, I’d be expecting a call from him sometime soon.”
“You really think he’ll call?”
“Of course he will. You’re the idiot who finished with him, remember. He was crazy about you.”
“If he was crazy about me why has he been seeing Jessie on and off for so long?”
“Because he was on the rebound and because she’s a bitch who got her claws into him.”
“Well there’s that I suppose.”
“Exactly, if he rings I think you should give it a go.”
“Give it a go? You think he’ll still be interested?”
“How pessimistic are you? Of course he is.”
“Ah. I’m going to have to go I’m afraid. Call waiting.”
“Bet that’s him.”
“Bet it’s not.”
“Tenner says it is.”
“Fine. Talk to you later.”
“Bye.”
“Hello?”
“Heya. Alex?”
“Billie? Wow I haven’t heard from you in ages.”
“I know, it’s been a while. Thought you might like to catch up sometime. I don’t know, maybe go see a film and have dinner or something.”
“Sounds great, only…”
“Only what?”
“You’re going to have to pay this time. I already owe Kirsty a tenner.”
“Hey Alex.”
“Ah. Who is this?”
“Kirsty.”
“Sorry Kirst. Didn’t recognise your voice for a second there.”
“Well I did say I’d ring. So, how’re things?”
“Can’t complain. Lauren’s been acting up a bit lately.”
“Aw poor thing. Probably just teething, my Jake was just like that when he was her age.”
“Oh stop whinging.”
“W-what?”
“Oh sorry, not you; Lauren.”
“Oh right. You’ll never guess who I saw today. Jessie from school.”
“…and that’s a cow. Well done sweetheart.”
“Eh? I assume you’re talking to Lauren, though it fits with this topic too.”
“Sorry.”
“Anyway, she was with Billie Chesterfield. Remember him?”
“As in my ex, Billie Chesterfield?”
“That’s the one. Anyway, he asked me about you.”
“Really?”
“Yep. Didn’t go down too well with Jessie.”
“I bet it didn’t.”
“Yeah, so she says to him…Stop humping my leg!”
“What?”
“Sorry the dog got a bit frisky. Well she says to him to shut up about ‘that trollop’ and that he’s her fella and has to do what she says.”
“Cow.”
“Exactly. So I started to feel really sorry for him.”
“Yeah, he never could stand up for himself bless him.”
“Nah, which is why I was so shocked.”
“Shocked?”
“He only gave her the boot right in the middle of town.”
“He never!”
“He did. He said to her that she was a jealous control freak and he wished he never had anything to do with her.”
“Really? So what did she say?”
“Nothing. She stormed off.”
“Haha! Wish I could have seen it.”
“I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it myself.”
“So then what?”
“So then, he asks me about you again.”
“Oh God what did you say?”
“I told him you’re a single mum cause Danny left you for some tart from Ibiza.”
“Oh Kirst why tell him that? As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough…”
“Hear me out will you? He asked for your phone number.”
“He never!”
“He did.”
“Did you give it to him?”
“No I gave him the number of the local Chinese take-away instead.”
“Oh.”
“Sarcasm is completely lost on you isn’t it? Of course I gave him your number.”
“Eurgh don’t put your foot in your mouth you don’t know where it’s been.”
“I thought I did you a favour?”
“Talking to Lauren, sorry.”
“Oh. Right. Anyway, I’d be expecting a call from him sometime soon.”
“You really think he’ll call?”
“Of course he will. You’re the idiot who finished with him, remember. He was crazy about you.”
“If he was crazy about me why has he been seeing Jessie on and off for so long?”
“Because he was on the rebound and because she’s a bitch who got her claws into him.”
“Well there’s that I suppose.”
“Exactly, if he rings I think you should give it a go.”
“Give it a go? You think he’ll still be interested?”
“How pessimistic are you? Of course he is.”
“Ah. I’m going to have to go I’m afraid. Call waiting.”
“Bet that’s him.”
“Bet it’s not.”
“Tenner says it is.”
“Fine. Talk to you later.”
“Bye.”
“Hello?”
“Heya. Alex?”
“Billie? Wow I haven’t heard from you in ages.”
“I know, it’s been a while. Thought you might like to catch up sometime. I don’t know, maybe go see a film and have dinner or something.”
“Sounds great, only…”
“Only what?”
“You’re going to have to pay this time. I already owe Kirsty a tenner.”
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