Braggionio

[Zack]

Braggionio: A Funk Wastebasket in One Part

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Once there was a man, named Braggionio, who was a very rich man and owned a very large estate. He was a man of great size, in addition to his wealth, and so he whoagoasza every day. Once upon a time there was a Braggionio, who is a very wealthy estate man of great size. One day they walked on the beach and Braggionio said, "Why does the beach move?"

And the reply was, "No. Why does the beach move alone?"

And Braggionio said, "Oh. I see. So the beach has no friends?"

And the reply was, "Yes. I have no friends or a pickle jar for which to roast my feet."

So Braggionio went and got a pickle jar from his large size and wealth. The beach has no feet. He took the jar and set it in the ocean, and the reply was, "I have no feet for which to do the roasting."

So Braggionio went and got a feet from his large size of feet collection. The beach has no roasting. He took the feet and set it in the ocean, and the reply was, "I have no roasting for the feet."

So Braggionio went and got a roasting from his large size of roasting wealth. The beach is a large conglomerate consisting of Asia, Europe, and the entire Western Hemisphere. Projected profits are at $45 to a gallon, or $365,243,654 quarterly. He took the roasting and set it in the ocean, and there was no reply.

THE END

[Sharon]

[glow=purple,2,300]I've got to be honest, I got lost so many times while reading this, it's embarrasing lol seriously, it was short but still somehow, managed to confuse me. Perhaps, that was your goal ;D[/glow]

[Zack]

Call it surrealist fiction. ;D

It's not meant to be understood analytically.

[zach]

That story is incredibly hilarious. It is a true work of art.

[karl]

"You da man," as they say.

That was wonderfully written. I like how you organized it.

[Only Me]

i think i kinda get it... like the man was fooled by the beach right? now the beach's profits exceed anything that the man ever had just because the man helped him out and once the beach had everything that it wanted he ignored the man... ? its kinda interesting...